The biocontrol we need? Or the debacle we deserve?
How to tell a news story is about, er, not news. But not in a bad way! Ugh just this is gonna take some words.
And never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line
As in I'm going to DragonCon
And "Hank" is a "Henrietta"
On the Mütter Museum
On squirrels, gardens, and rage
We gave them COVID, they're giving it back, and making us rethink "closeness"
Why our imagination just can't see beyond rats.
...and why that's every other local headline in the summer.
And why there's no one molecule to blame for all your problems.
And why you shouldn't bring a raccoon to a Petco
